1. 10 Jun


     
    2. Hm. warden the warden

  2. 10 May


    Hey, you know what you could have done in the time it took to send this lame ask? Ignored/blocked my URL so it never, ever shows up in your tags again!

    Hey, you know what you could have done in the time it took to send this lame ask?

    Ignored/blocked my URL so it never, ever shows up in your tags again!

     
    3. Not goin' anywhere buddy.

  3. 8 May


    Superjail’s always been busy! I can’t remember the last time that wasn’t the case. Years, at least… …And, even if it wasn’t busy, that doesn’t necessitate me being around here. You guys need to relax.

    Superjail’s always been busy! I can’t remember the last time that wasn’t the case. Years, at least…

    …And, even if it wasn’t busy, that doesn’t necessitate me being around here.

    You guys need to relax.

     
    4. Just send messages and I'll get around to them when I get around to them. warden the warden superjail! superjail

  4. 8 May


    Yes. Yes I have been busy with my right hand. And my left hand. And my whole body. Running Superjail is a full-time, full-body job.  I don’t understand this message.

    Yes. Yes I have been busy with my right hand. And my left hand. And my whole body. Running Superjail is a full-time, full-body job. 

    I don’t understand this message.

     
    5. Is this a joke about how I'm not right-handed? warden the warden superjail! superjail

  5. 8 May


    That wouuuuld be… logical.

     
    6. .....Hmm. warden the warden superjail! superjail

  6. 7 Apr


     
    7. Do I really have to explain why? warden the warden superjail superjail!

  7. 7 Apr


     
    8. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I guess. warden the warden superjail! superjail

  8. 7 Apr


    You should try watching this show called Superjail! some time. It’s great. Really.

    You should try watching this show called Superjail! some time. It’s great. Really.

     
    9. warden the warden superjail! superjail

  9. 1 Apr


    I know, I know. I’ve got a bunch of messages backed up, I’m overdue to make some posts, et cetera. I’m aware. Okay, update time. Lemme just take a look through these… ……..

    I know, I know. I’ve got a bunch of messages backed up, I’m overdue to make some posts, et cetera. I’m aware.

    Okay, update time. Lemme just take a look through these…

    ……..

     
    10. warden the warden superjail! superjail

  10. 12 Mar



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    Don’t send asks about the dog, okay? I don’t wanna think about it.

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    Sheesh.

     
    11. That's not a thing other people should even know about in the first place.